You work out of a Hotel?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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