it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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