I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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