O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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