Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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