Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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