so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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