i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
