p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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