Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you didnt know i had herpes?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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