Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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