my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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