And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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