Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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