he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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