Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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