My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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