Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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