Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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