I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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