Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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