end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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