I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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