He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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