im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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