question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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