i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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