So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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