i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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