It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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