Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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