Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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