don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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