and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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