She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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