And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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