you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My vagina is very pro this idea
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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