my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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