woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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