The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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