Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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