Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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