Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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