we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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