How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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