I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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