it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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