Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You pole danced in your parka.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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