is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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