I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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