It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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