jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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